magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via s-leepless-serenity)

auburn-autumn-skies:

firelorcl:

the-doctors-rose:

getoffmybloghoe:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??

*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?

*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”

*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started

*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break

(Source: freddifish, via textpost-vault)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

(via gallavichings)

Okay, WHAT has happened to the Doctor Who theme tune?!

cutequeer96:

tardisity:

supercaltendo:

I wonder who is going to replace Jenna Coleman since she’s not returning to Doctor Who after this series.

A slim white female in her 20s whose casting is based mostly on how attractive Steven Moffat finds her. Next question.

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(via prongsalicious)

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: reshirum, via graciefm)

mydraco:

my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap

(Source: mydraco, via graciefm)

kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via lunastatic)

"

Who knows? Maybe someday I’ll be his and he’ll be mine. And space or time won’t matter because we were meant to be.

But I won’t hold my breath. Life doesn’t usually work out the way we hope.

More than anything I want him to be happy. And maybe one day I will be, too.

"

— Amber Johnson, Puddle Jumping (via drizzlelullaby)

"You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you’ll never be this way ever again."

— Azar Nafisi, Reading Lolita in Tehran (via ohteenscanrelate)

(Source: ohteenscanrelate, via s-leepless-serenity)

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

(via illegalmath)

timelady-of-221b:

I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO DYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND HANG OUT AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE ALONE AND LONELY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT YOU DO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T EVEN RELAX ENOUGH TO TALK TO PEOPLE WITHOUT OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING

(via blueoblivious)